[WEEK 1, WEDNESDAY SOMETIME: Akira]

[spinatalltale]

[hey Magilou is doing cartwheels on the beach!! why?]

[BECAUSE SHE CAN, THAT'S WHY]

[she's also wearing this now because eventually people have to see how bad her fashion senses are]

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[spinatalltale]

[she can't see his hands in his pockets. can't see the white of his knuckles or the tension in his shoulders. she can't read what's going on in his mind, barely knows anything about him other than that there's so much more to him than what he's willing to show people]

[even as she lifts her gaze to catch his in her own, she can't see much beyond those thick-rimmed frames, except. . .]

[maybe]

[a tiny flicker]

[of. . . hm. something]

[-- ah. so that's why]

You've got a certain spark to you.

[she says, voice light, a stark contrast to the seriousness of the conversation]

It reminds me a bit of her.

[??? who???]

[jokered]

[well, the latent tension that exists does get quelled a bit by that statement.

mostly because. well, yes. it's pretty confusing when he doesn't know who or what magilou is talking about.

but it does give him a chance to break the heavier tone that remains—he's not ready to address that spark of his, after all.]

Most guys don't like to be told they remind someone of another woman, you know.

[...yeah, he just flipped this back to their first conversation in one fell swoop.]

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[spinatalltale]

[. . .]

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-- well, too bad! Because hers are some awfully big shoes to fill.

[strolls past him, hopping into the surf as it gently laps at the beach shore so she can kick some water at him]

[like a rude person]

[jokered]

[well, she is a rude person.

...he just doesn't actually mind it much.]

Ah. Oh no... I'm all wet now...

[it's the most deadpan distress to have ever existed.]

[spinatalltale]

[at least he gets her]

Huh. And you're not melting.

Guess you're human after all.

[jokered]

Sorry to disappoint, I'm not actually the Wicked Witch of the West.

[spinatalltale]

Very good! Because then I'd have to make you my eternal rival and kill you in your sleep so I could gain dominance as the one, the only, truly wicked witch of this island!

[. . . . . . . . . . should she really be joking about that now]

[jokered]

A witch highlander....

[she probably shouldn't be joking about this at all, and yet he get it.]

I'm glad I'm not a witch.

[spinatalltale]

Yeah, me too.

[she says dismissively]

That way I can keep you alive for entertainment purposes!







Also, what's a highlander?

[jokered]

It's the name of a movie.

[cool, that helps.]

"There can be only one." People use it as slang for being the best or only one at something.

[spinatalltale]

. . .

[blank stare]

[wtf is a movie]

[jokered]

What.

[help a guy out, magilou.]

[spinatalltale]

Movies.

What are those?

I have to admit, it's not the first reference you've made that I didn't quite understand, but it's the first one I"m actually going to ask you about because I feel like I'm missing something big, here.

[jokered]

You can ask about those too.

[apparently, he doesn't mind explaining.]

It's... [how to concisely explain a movie?] Kind of like a play. Only the actors perform it once and everyone else can watch it whenever they want to.

[???? since he's sure that explaining "film" and "camera" and "video" and all the other modern terminology won't work here.]

[spinatalltale]

[good man, Akira]

So it's a pop culture reference?





[and then it hits her]

. . . oh! Hislander! Oh no oh nooooo, I should've voted for that one! Curse my lack of knowledge of your weird literary references!!

[jokered]

[snort.]

You probably missed a few of those. What a shame.

[though he can't deny that hislander was a really good one.]

[spinatalltale]

Augh! I can't believe this. Hey, kid, teach me more about these pop culture references so I can keep up.

[jokered]

Maybe we should start with whatever else you didn't get.

[??? it's not like he can just think up random pop culture references with no context to explain.]

[spinatalltale]

Basically every single one of your suggestions for this island's name. Gilligan's Island? Electric Boogoloo? Wilson?

I could tell you were trying to be clever, but my! It all fell on deaf ears.

[jokered]

[akira only knows all of these from renting so many dang dvds.]

Gilligan's Island was a TV show about people who were trapped on a desert island when their boat got knocked off course in a storm. A comedy.

[oh.] TV shows are similar to movies, only they're shorter and have new parts released weekly.

[but wait, there's more.]

There was a movie called "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo." Usually people call bad sequels that. Hawaii is a kind of tropical place where I'm from.

[so this island is just bad sequel hawaii.

and lastly!]

Wilson was the name of a volleyball from a movie about a guy who was a castaway on an island. He was the only person on the island, so he talked to the volleyball to keep himself sane...

[they're all very thematic, magilou.]

[spinatalltale]

. . .

I think this is the most I've ever heard you talk.

[SHE IS IN AWE]

Also? You're banned from making anymore jokes that involve references from "movies" or "TV."

[jokered]

Don't get used to it.

[there was no concise way to explain all of that, okay!]

Tough, though. That's where a lot of pop culture references come from for me.

[spinatalltale]

[noooo]

But I hate being out of the loop! And I hate asking you to explain the jokes because it absolutely ruins them! As a professional, I'm appalled at myself.

[jabs a finger at his face]

Then, you. We're going to spend allllll evening with you telling me every pop culture joke you can think of, and then quizzing me to see if I understand! Take honor that the great Magilou has recognized your skills and is asking you to share your knowledge.

[why so demanding Magilou]

[jokered]

[...

magilou, why.]

I'll make you the dankest memelord under my tutelage.

[akira, why.]