Come oooon, it's not that hard. You just have to be careful not to trip into the lava flow, that's all.

[SAYS THE EXPERT AT CLIMBING VOLCANOES]

[she shifts a bit on her feet, moving her weight from one to the other, and crosses her arms. it's weirdly uncharacteristic nervous movement]

. . . oh, hey. About yesterday.

[???]

You were right. I would miss you if you died. Or something.

[oh]